15 things to do if you were invisible  

What would you do if you were assured no one would ever find out? We came up with naughty ideas, guaranteed to bring out the bad girl (or boy) in you. (I think you’ll know which ones are appropriate for girls or guys) Hey, i’ll never tell anyoneeeee…

1. Hang in the boys’ (or girls’) locker room and find out what guys/girls really talk about when girls/guys aren’t around

2. Shaving your legs is a big pain in the butt, so if no one’s going to see you, free yourself from razor hell and let the hairy-legged you run wild!

3. Think Justin’s Cry Me A River video - only this time Justin’s in the shower and you’re watching!

4. Listen in on a phone convo between your 2 best friends and find out if they talk bad things about you when you’re “not around”

5. Know that fab black dress your sister has? You know, the one you just love? Well, you can finally wear it because she ain’t never gonna find out

6. Go shopping! But this time, get some gear you always wanted but could never afford

7. How dare your Algebra teacher give you a C on that test you study so hard for! Well, you’re just gonna have to go into her grade book and make the appropriate changes yourself. Hey, why not throw some extra credit your way too - I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right?

8. Pick your wedgie, pick your nose, scratch your armpit - whatever you always wish you could do in front of people but would never dare!

9. Go to a club or an R-rated movie. (Underage out [invisible] butt!)

10. Get that tongue ring you always wanted or that kickbutt tattoo on the small of your back. No worries - you’re invisible, remember? Mom’ll never know!

11. Hmm… invisible people can’t get speeding tickets. Catch our drift?

12. Wear that scandalous demin mini - you know, the one your dad forbids you to wear… even “over his dead body”

13. Sneak backstage to a celebrity’s concert and even be on stage with him/her! What’s the security going to do?

14. “Eyes on your own paper!” No problem - you snagged a copy of the answers yesterday

15. Break curfew! That’s right - stay out as late as your little heart desires and the parents will never know!

Being Invisible CLEARY Rocks!

Credits- Twist Magazine. #13 is my own “thing to do”