There are some things guys just don’t want to tell girls, so they lie!
1. The spend more or equal time getting ready
“Hey, i never know if I might meet that special girl, so I won’t leave the house until everything’s just right!” -Ryan, 18, TN
2. They don’t always go for the hottest girls
“Most guys can’t deal with a hot girl who has no brain” -David, 17, NY
3. They get erections at totally weird moments
“Any guy who says it hasn’t happened to him is lying! There’s not much you can do except wiggle around alittle, try to tuck it away and hope noone notices” -Martin, 18, TN
4. They look at porn when we’re not around
“They can be a turn-on -> guys like visuals” -Cameron, 21, Scotland
5. They look in the mirror and think, “Ugh, I look so fat”
“Guys all worry about their bodies. They act like they don’t, but that’s crap” -Jonathan, 23, Scotland
6. They cry at sappy movies, just like us girls
“I hate chick flicks because they can be overdramatic. But if there’s something more to a movie than just a love story, I’ll get into it” -Chase, 16, TN
7. They often measure their, Uh, packages
“Trust me, every guy out there knows his size. There’s the idea that bigger is better, so I want to see how I’m doing” -Adith, 20, FL
8. They DO kiss and tell - at least to their best friends
“It’s not like we spread it all over school. I’ll only tell a few close friends, the ones I can trust not to blab to everybody” -Aaron, 19, PA
9. They have secret code words for their body parts
“We use certain words as the codes, but it’s not like girls can’t guess what we’re saying” -Dave, 19, PA
10. They rate us in the locker room (pigs!)
“In the locker room, my friends and I call out a girl’s name and rate her from 1-10. It sounds horrible, but don’t girls do the same thing to guys when they get together?” -Chase, 19, TN
11. If we say ‘no’ to a date, they can’t deal with it
“I asked this girl I really liked and she didn’t want to date me specifically. I’m still not over it” -Jared, 21, MI
12. They get weepy when they’re in love
“My girlfriend and I were fighting, but I told her how much I cared about her so I started to cry, which made her cry. And we’re still together!” -Prince, 20, NY
Credits- Twist Magazine
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